Tenacious D Beelzeboss The Final Showdown - tenacious d перевод песни

Beel I am complete!

Both Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Beel yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beel Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

JB If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beel And what if *i* win?
JB then you can take Kage back to hell...
KG What?
JB trust me Kage, its the only way,
KG What the fuck are you talking about?
JB to be your little bitch.
Beel
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

JB Noooooo!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
KG there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
JB listen to me
KG he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
JB goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
KG dude, we've been through so much shit,
JB deactivated lasers with my dick
BOTH now its time to blow this fucker down!
JB C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
KG I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
JB Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
KG We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
BOTH Now we've got to blow this fucker down
KG He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
JB C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
KG Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
JB Hey anti-christ-er, Beeleboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D 18x

Beel
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!

Tenacious D:
JB NO!

Beel
ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
oh no!

JB From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beel
No! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!